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Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Guess What Happens?
Guess what happens when you eat bacon 3 times during Christmas week and make a habit of eating ice cream for breakfast? You get your cholesterol checked, and it's 206!!! I'm gonna die!!
Oh My Goodness Girlyfriend. I know a good nurse that can tell you that this isn't a good thing. . . oh wait, that nurse is you. You should really give yourself a stern talking to. But things could be worse.
Well you're practically a solid. Good luck with that. Looks like you'll be the next candidate for those annoying Quaker oatmeal adds. Don't worry, they pay you for it.
7 comments:
what is high? you're not going to die. just eat oatmeal...like they say on TV.
Oh My Goodness Girlyfriend. I know a good nurse that can tell you that this isn't a good thing. . . oh wait, that nurse is you. You should really give yourself a stern talking to. But things could be worse.
I'm with Mindy...what's normal? Don't Cheerios solve that problem, too?
Normal is like her fathers at 138! If she would just eat like I do there wouldn't be a problem. This is what clean living gets you, young lady!
Actually I'm sure it was probably 116 until I went home and ate bacon for 3 days!
Well you're practically a solid. Good luck with that. Looks like you'll be the next candidate for those annoying Quaker oatmeal adds. Don't worry, they pay you for it.
I do eat oatmeal almost every day for breakfast. Only have bacon when the kids all come home for a visit. Traditions, what can you do?!
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